I usually don't do this...

but...these were too funny not to shrare:

Very funny Star Wars video...thanks, Cam!:

Funny t.v. pilot created by Ben Stiller...thanks, Dan!:

Another joke

"I have a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one ever needed to sleep over, I guess he'd be comfortable. "Oh, you're a king, you say? Wait until you see what I have in store for you! It is to your exact specifications...I did not know you guys were all the same size. I think I can set your lady up too!" When I was a kid, I used to lie awake in my twin-sized bed wonderin' where my brother was... "

2 jokes for the price of one

"I get the Reese's candy bar. If you read that name 'Reese's', that's an apostrophe S. Reese's apostrophe S at the end of that name. That means the candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time you're eating a Reese's candy bar and a guy name Reese comes by and says, 'Let me have that,' you better hand it over. 'I'm sorry, Reese. I didn't think I'd ever run into you. You're a bully, man. Let me at least have a piece.'"

"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."

-Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg joke of the week

As mentioned previously, several people are finding my blog when googling for information about the late, great comedian, Mitch Hedberg. In fact, it's usually about 2 people per day! They are pretty much making up about half of my traffic!

In an effort not to disapoint these googlers, I am going to start a "Mitch Hedberg joke of the week (or whenever Nick remembers to post a joke (but not more than once a week)).

Here is this weeks joke, and the inspiration for the title of my blog is:

"I like an escalator because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out-of-order" sign. Just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there."

And, what did Nick happen to see just the other day, in the Sheung Wan MTR station?: